ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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