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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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