ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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