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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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