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When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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