ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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