ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're taking time away from social media.
You know because they posted about it eleven times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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