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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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