ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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