ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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