ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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