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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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