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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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