ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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