ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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