ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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