ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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