ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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