ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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