ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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