ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.