ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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