ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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