ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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