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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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