ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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