ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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