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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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