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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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