ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Limited-time event. Will not return.
Neither will your Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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