ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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