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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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