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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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