ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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