ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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