ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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