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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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