ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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