ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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