ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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