ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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