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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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