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You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
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- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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