ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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