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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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