ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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