ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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