ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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