ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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