ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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